Shop › I Just Want To Drink Beer and Embarrass My Kids Koozie Image 1 of 1 I Just Want To Drink Beer and Embarrass My Kids Koozie $4.99 Keep your drinks cool and look cool while doing it with our funny, sarcastic koozies! Koozies fit 12oz. cans Add To Cart Added! Keep your drinks cool and look cool while doing it with our funny, sarcastic koozies! Koozies fit 12oz. cans